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Recovery Jones Cartoons

Drinking Lesson
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.

"Now, class. Observe the worms closely," said the professor putting a worm first into the water.

The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.

The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and it quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.

"Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor asked.

Little Johnny raised his hand and wisely responded:

"Drink whiskey and you won't get worms!"

Why the Recovering Community Deserves to be Tobacco Free

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A Little Humor

A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.
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There's an old guessing game we heard about the other day. Three drunks go into a bar, sit at a table and order a quart of rye and a jigger glass each.

When all three have finished their bottles, one of the men staggers out . . . and the other two try to guess who left.
Grapevine Volume 15 Issue 4 September 1958