A Little Humor

A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.
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There's an old guessing game we heard about the other day. Three drunks go into a bar, sit at a table and order a quart of rye and a jigger glass each.

When all three have finished their bottles, one of the men staggers out . . . and the other two try to guess who left.
Grapevine Volume 15 Issue 4 September 1958