You May Be An Alcoholic If

Will Power
Have you ever used this phrase in your conversations with loved ones?
“I can stop anytime I want to!”
Don’t really do this, but think about it. Just think about it.
Swallow a bottle of Ex-Lax and then 'WILL' yourself out of the consequences!

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13th stepping....
Steps 1 + 12, "My life is unmanageable and I want to share it with you!"

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You May Be An Alcoholic If:
You buy your morning drink with a roll of pennies.
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You celebrate getting out of jail by getting drunk.
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The toilet seat keeps hitting you in the back of the head.
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